Wednesday, February 18, 2009

YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE BY THE ZODIAC CARTEL


Because Mercury is in retrograde your patience levels are at an all time low. Now, is not the time to recruit new minions. They are lesser beings and cannot live up to your exacting standards.

You may be tempted to put your energy into a romantic relationship and although valuable allies are often found through dysfunctional sexual encounters, inflated expectations can lead to disappointment. Taking baby steps in any endeavor now is better than jumping too far ahead.

You have been so focused on your role in the gang or your status as leader of a villainous cartel that you may have lost sight of the larger picture. Now it's time to start shifting gears and thinking about ramping up that world domination scheme you've been whiteboarding. Of course, you'll still need to meet your current obligations, but you can do that while rejuvenating the same dreams you set aside to get ahead in your career in Evil. You don't have to wait until your birthday to make a wish!

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