Tuesday, February 17, 2009


Hello. I’m DC Comics’ Firestorm, and my FUCKING HEAD IS ON FUCKING FIRE.

Sorry about the swearing. Please try to understand that it’s difficult to communicate a message when your entire fucking head is on fire, and it hurts and it won’t stop, ever, and yes, it looks cool and all but why don’t you walk around for about, I don’t know, seven minutes with your own fucking head consumed by flames and then maybe you can tell me how cool the whole thing really is. Would you try that for me? Because other than doing that, you have no fucking idea how much it fucking hurts to have you fucking head always on motherfucking fire. Thank you.

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