[A stream of consciousness live-blog]
Yay Luke!
Tony, Tony, Tony... "Your sordid past is all be swept under the rug..." Wow, sounds like the kind of kind of government I want to work for! Come work with us and we'll bury your dirty little secrets. What kind of a country... never mind.
Carol Danvers... pfft. I don't like you, Miss Clairol.
Once again, Luke tells it like it is - short and sweet.
I never saw Mississippi Burning. I know I should, but I don't wanna. I saw Sweet Home Alabama, but I guess that doesn't count.
You're twisting this and I won't hear it! Hissy Fit, table for one. Wow. If he starts talking in the Royal We, I'm outtie.
Ok, I wasn't going to say anything the first time, but what the hell is up with the bright blue dots on the baby's face? They're making me crazy.
FIGHT THE POW-WAH!
*I raise my tiny WWI surplus-size fist in as much revolutionary support as my WASPishness can muster* Cause the closest I've ever gotten to revolution, cause that's another movie I couldn't finish, is watching import DVDs of Citizen Smith. Power to the People!
I mean, really, Al Pacino in the American Revolution? Down with the Stamp Act. Hoo-ha!
You go, Luke Cage, bringer of truths and kicker of asses!
Awww, saying goodbye. *sniff*... he's gonna be a great dad. I pity the boys who come callin'.
And, it makes no sense whatsoever that Canada is somehow hallowed ground and SHIELD and whatever evil agencies are employed in the pursuit and capture of naughty supers will just get to Niagra Falls and say, Oops, can't go there. Government, schmovernment. We all know the Canadians are in cahooties with the US in all the things that count. We send them fruits and vegetables and they send us oil and Robert Ito. Robert Ito, ladies and gentlemen!
Dear God in Heaven what is wrong with that child's eyes and teeth in the "What are you gonna do?" panel.
SHIELD is at the door. I predict they get their sorry asses whipped. Again.
There goes Luke's shirt. Again.
Yay for the crazy neighbors and their animal crazy sawed-off shotguns.
Ooooo... is that DD's billy club, and for some reason I always first think "billy goat" and that's totally different and wouldn't be quite so effective.
And Cap's shield. Now, THAT'S a shield.
Super-duper awesome. I know the artists are just pushing my buttons with those ridiculous heroic poses, but my buttons, they loves to be pushed.
I hope you all take this beating as an opportunity for introspection. - F'in great.
SHIELD summarily whipped.
The revolution is on. Viva Zapata! Now, that movie, I've seen.