THE WATCHER INTERFERES ONCE MORE IN HUMAN AFFAIRS

I, The Watcher, once more step onto the stage of human affairs and violate the very core of my existence and mission. It is that important.

I hereby choose Angelina Jolie over Jennifer Aniston, any day, boy howdy. Jennifer has an appealing "everygirl" look but, come on, Angelina is, you know, ANGELINA.

Thus speaks the Watcher.