Thursday, February 12, 2009


"Ahhh-DERRR I'm de anti-Stephen from Animated Lame-Oria posing in a still from my crappy, crappy direct-to-DVD feature. Ahhh-DERRRR dis movie blows and I am so sorry I hurt you, Monique, it was da writers. A DOIII!!!"

Had not been so excited for a movie since "TAKEN." Cliff Notes: a character almost completely-unrecognizable as Stephen Strange becomes a master sorcerer in an hour and twenty minutes and puts down some Eastern evil demigods that represent the elements, corrupt power, and several reality-show actors. Stephen look like a manorexic Abercrombe & Fitch branch manager. Lots of storms and inclement weather. That's pretty much it. I'm not mad at Stephen for letting his soul be pimped out like Miley Cyrus. Well, maybe a little.

Liam Nesson IS Doctor Strange: Summer 2010. I likes.

Daniel Day-Lewis, too.

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