BLUE MURDER. WHOSE COCKAMAMY IDEA WAS THIS ANYWAY?

“Again with the double winged demon statue of arcane import guarded by the giant thing that looks like the statue. Why am I blue?”

So apparently Doctor Stephen Crush Of Women Who Seek A Compensating Idealized Boyfriend And Father Image was once, in his semi-checkered and chessed career as a solo act, blue. Just blue. I dunno, just cuz. And he was blue for a lil’ bit, lil’ bit, and then they changed him back to the character everyone actually liked. And I hear tells that soon he will be made blue again in current comics, because blue is pretty and the people like pretty colors, they activate hidden pleasure centers by which entry is allowed in their souls to make them more receptive to the ads. When I snap my fingers you will stop reading this entry and feel pleasurable sensations throughout your body.