(PR Newswire - March 4, 2009) - Television ratings juggernaut "American Idol", a combination reality-show/nationwide talent contest, is still on the air, according to the TV that's blaring right in front of my face. Only, the thing is, no one really cares anymore and Paula always looks hopped up on X and Harvey Wallbangers anyway. Probably because of "Vibeology".
"I have no idea who's competing or what the fuck is going on or who the new younger hottie next to Paula Harvey Wallbanger is", said most of America, while nursing a warm beer and pizza rolls.
"Why do I need to watch a bunch of Gen Y-ers audition for a show I don't care about with songs I hate?" said the rest of the country, while hunting down and breaking their old Air Supply LPs in half.
"Also, that Simon guy? The Brit? He has man-tits."
The "American Idol" offices at Fox Studios could not be reached for comment, because no one called them, because no one gives a rat's and they should bring back "Herman's Head" and "Beans Baxter". Those shows were awesome.
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