Tuesday, March 17, 2009

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY FROM



Shamrock, the Irish Marvel Superheroine.

Seriously.

Shamrock is Molly Fitzgerald, who has - seriously - the power to alter probability within a twenty-foot radius, giving her the - seriously - luck of the Irish, and giving her opponents - seriously - bad luck.

She has never fought the Lucky Charms leprechaun, but I smell crossover synergy and big bucks.

She most likely went to Catholic School and got the living cra-zap beaten into and out of her by hairy, mole-y nuns.

OOO CHI CHI CHOOO CHI CHI POTATOES AND DEPRESSED POETS AND CLOVERS AND VIOLENCE!!!!

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