Thursday, March 19, 2009

THE DVD BOX FOR "THE PUNISHER: WAR ZONE" REVIEWS "THE PUNISHER: WAR ZONE"



Christ on a cracker, get this unholy thing out of me!!!

How many "Punisher" movies must DVD boxes endure? Didn't we just do this dance in like 2004 with Thomas Jane and John Travolta literally chewing the scenery? Didn't they also try to polish this turd in 1987 with Dolph Lundgren, the Teutonic Easter Island Statue from "Rocky IV"? "I must break you", indeed!

If you are going to stick a DVD inside me, buy me dinner first, and then talk a little dirty. I'll close my eyes and pretend it's chocolate.

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