Tuesday, March 24, 2009

SOUND YOUR TRUMPET, GIDEON TO REPLACE GEITHER?


Reliable sources have confirmed that Timothy Geither will soon be replaced as Treasury Secretary by industrialist Gregory Gideon. The Administration feels that Gideon's past as a ruthless, plutomaniacal bully will help him in dealing with the AIGs of the world. "He speaks their language" said a source who asked to remain anonymous. Rumors that the Eternity Machine will be nominated as Deputy Secretary are as yet unsubstantiated.

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