Sunday, March 7, 2010
MMMM. CAMERON GLISTEN LIKE RAINBOW. CAMERON SHINE LIKE MORNING SUN. CAMERON UNDERSTAND HULK. HULK SIGH.
BEST ANIMATED FILM: "UP".
QUEL SURPRISE! EVEN HULK HAD MONEY ON THAT ON THAT ONE. HULK SEE LOU GRANT IN AUDIENCE. DID THEY MAKE "LOU GRANT" MOVIE, BASED ON TV SHOW? HULK MISSED IT. HULK WOULD CAST MICHAEL CHIKLIS AS NEW, YOUNGISH LOU GRANT IN REBOOT.
MILEY CYRUS AND BLONDE GIRL ONSTAGE. MILEY CARRY ALL HER TENSION IN HER SHOULDERS. MILEY NEED ALEXANDER TECHNIQUE. WOULD MAKE HUGE DIFFERENCE.
BEST ORIGINAL SONG: SOMETHING WITH A FIDDLE FROM "CRAZY HEART".
HULK HATE THE FIDDLE. REMIND HULK OF BAD EXPERIENCE IN OZARKS. DON'T PRY OR HULK WILL SMASH YOU.
HULK LIKE TINA FEY. HULK LIKE THAT TINA STRIDE SHOW BIZ LIKE COLOSSUS WHILE SKEWERING SHOW BIZ AT SAME TIME. HULK PISSED THAT SHE'S PRESENTING WITH IRON MAN, THOUGH. PUNY STARK ALWAYS TRYING TO HURT HULK. HULK DON'T MEAN TO BE BITCHY, BUT STARK DRINK. A LOT. HULK JUST SAYING.
BEST SCREENPLAY: "HURT LOCKER"
HULK HAS NOT SEEN "HURT LOCKER". IS IT MUSICAL?
MOLLY RINGWALD AND FERRIS BUELLER SHOUT OUT TO JOHN HUGHES. HULK MISS JOHN HUGHES.
MCCAULEY CULKIN LOOK SAME AS MCCAULEY CULKIN LOOKED IN 1991.
SAMUEL L. JACKSON ALWAYS YELLING. WHY HE SO MAD? HE MAKE MORE MOVIES THAN MICHAEL CAINE. MORE TV MOVIES THAN DENNIS BOUTZEKARIS. HULK SAY CHEER UP.
HULK LIIIIIKE ZOE SALDANA. ZOE PRETT-Y. HULK WOULD TAKE HER TO SIZZLER FOR CHEESE TOAST, THOUGH. ZOE NEED SOME CARBS. HULK DOES NOT KNOW WHO IS STANDING NEXT TO HER AND HULK DOESN'T CARE.
BEST ANIMATED SHORT: HULK DOESN'T CARE. AND MAKER OF SHORT SHOULD NOT WEAR TIE SO LOOSE. THIS IS OSCARS, NOT NOSH AT NATE N' AL'S.
PUNY GIRL NEXT TO ZOE HAS BRITISH ACCENT. HULK ALREADY BORED BECAUSE HULK GUARANTEES MOVIE SHE WAS IN HAS PEOPLE IN CORSETS STANDING AT WINDOWS LAMENTING ARRANGED MARRIAGES. OY.
HULK JUST MISSED LATEST AWARD FOR DOCUMENTARY SHORT. BUT WINNERS ONSTAGE SEEM AS HAPPY AS HULK IS TO SEE ZOE SALDANA.
BEST LIVE-ACTION SHORT: HULK BORED.
OH, MAN. HULK THINK BEN STILLER THINK BEN STILLER IS VERY FUNNY. HULK WILL REFRAIN FROM OBVIOUS JOKE ABOUT THOSE BEING BEN'S REAL EARS.
BEN KIND OF BOMBING NOW. HULK SAD. AND ANGRY.
BEST MAKEUP: "STAR TREK". ZOE SALDANA IN THAT MOVIE. HULK LIKE ZOE.
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