Sunday, March 7, 2010

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS COMING UP. HULK HAVE NO IDEA WHO IS IN THIS CATEGORY. JAKE GYLLENHALL ONSTAGE WITH GIANT BALL GOWN.

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: HULK IS GETTING UP TO GET MORE CHIPS.

HULK BACK.

"PRECIOUS" WIN. HULK HAS NOT SEEN IT BUT OPRAH KEEP TELLING US ALL TO SEE IT. HULK DOES NOT KNOW WHY, BUT WHEN OPRAH SAY TO SEE SOMETHING, HULK DOES NOT GO. HULK STILL FEELS TOTALLY SCREWED OVER BY ALL "THE SECRET" CRAPOLA. HULK WILL FIND AND SMASH EVERY ONE INVOLVED WITH THAT VAT OF NEW AGE SNAKE OIL. YOU WATCH.

HULK LIKE QUEEN LATIFAH. HULK DOES NOT KNOW WHAT COUNTRY SHE IS QUEEN OF. BUT COUNTRY MUST BE PRETTY AWESOME.

JEFF BRIDGES WITH BEARD LOOK LIKE STAR OF "DARK KRIS KRINGLE" ORIGIN MOVIE.

LAUREN BACALL LOOK GREAT.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: HULK HAS FINGER CROSSED FOR PENELOPE. HULK ALSO ADORE ANNA KENDRICK IN THAT AIRPLANE MOVIE.

WINNER: MO'NIQUE FOR "PRECIOUS".

HULK IS COOL WITH THAT. BUT HULK IS STILL DEFINITELY NOT COOL WITH "THE SECRET". REPACKAGING OCCULT TECHNIQUES FOR ADDLED MASSES MAKE HULK MAD.

COLIN FARREL LOOKING TEN YEARS OLDER AND PASTY. WAIT....HULK SORRY. THAT IS COLIN FIRTH.

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