Monday, February 2, 2009


Sorry but it must be said - Mary Jane Watson-Parker McSpider-Man-who-is-now-retconned-out-of-existence was a whore. She dressed like a hophead and acted kind of ditsy because she WAS ditzy. She never quite got out of the go-go cage Peter must have found her dancing in back in 1967. I know there are legions who are crushed by her erasure, but clearly Gwen is the gal for him. His House of MVerse Fantasy-Island scenario is his true heart's desire. Cram it with yams, "MJ". When they retcon you back, I will spit on your Uggs.

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