Friday, March 5, 2010

70s DUMB HULK WILL LIVE-BLOG 2010 OSCARS!!!! GRAAAAHHHH!!!!


HELLO PUNY HUMANS! HULK WILL SMASH YOU ALL. BUT BEFORE HULK DOES HE WILL LIVE-BLOG 2010 OSCARS ON SUNDAY NIGHT. HULK DOES NOT KNOW WHAT A LIVE-BLOG IS BUT HULK HAS A COUPLE OF DAYS TO FIGURE OUT. HULK WILL ASK HANK PYM. HANK PYM IS SMART PUNY HUMAN WHO SMASHES WIFE. HULK WILL SMASH HIM, TOO, BUT ONLY AFTER HULK IS REMINDED HOW TO BLOG. HULK GO NOW. HULK MUST LEAP FROM NEW MEXICO TO FOUR SEASONS HOTEL IN BEVERLY HILLS FOR PRE-OSCAR PRESS JUNKET. HULK WILL ALSO TAKE BRIEF LUNCH WITH EDWARD NORTON TO GIVE PUNY NORTON TIPS ON HOW TO PLAY HIM IN NEXT HULK MOVIE - WHICH HULK KNOWS PUBLIC IS DEMANDING. CURRENTLY PROJECT IS ON HOLD. NO ONE AT MARVEL ENTERTAINMENT WILL RETURN HULK'S CALLS. NO ONE PUTS HULK ON HOLD!!!! HULK WILL SMASH YOU ALL. SEE YOU SUNDAY. BRING BEANS. HULK LIKE BEANS!

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  1. Hey!

    Welcome BACK (from wherever it was to which you vanished)!

    PTOR

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